25
Apr
08

al-qaeda: a target suggestion

Dear Al-Qaeda operatives,

If you’re planning another terrorist attack in New York, please consider this building for your next target:

This is one ugly building

It’s the new hotel on Rivington street on the Lower East Side of Manhattan.  It’s absolutely hideous and stands out like a giant, black and blue sore thumb, marring a landscape otherwise unadulterated by oddly shaped, tall buildings.  It destroys the “simple, local neighborhood” feel of the Lower East Side and really needs to go away.  Think of what an easy target it would be!  A pilot with no experience at all could hit this thing with one eye closed.  I hear they have copies of “The Satanic Verses” in every room and some educated women working there.  Go get ’em!


2 Responses to “al-qaeda: a target suggestion”


  1. 1 Mark
    April 25, 2008 at 5:12 pm

    Sark and the MCP are waiting for you in the penthouse.
    Your mission is clear….

  2. May 21, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    I hate that fuckin’ building. It looks like a Chris Foss spaceship on crack that crashed into Lower Manhattan. Ugh.

    Absolutely love the site. Just came here from the Trek Movie site.


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