One of my email accounts has a very untrustworthy spam filter so I sift through it by hand, generally deleting plate-fulls of the stuff at a time. However, over the last month or so, I’ve noticed some pretty hysterical headlines for “male enhancement” products and have been saving my spam! I don’t know if they’re trying to be funny or if it’s a result of poor translation from whatever third world country is serving this stuff up, but either way I thought I’d share some of the more amusing moments with you. I’ve even hunted down graphics that seem to “fit the mood…”
BRING HOT-ROD TO LIFE!
Get ready and poke your lady until the sun rises! Try our product and make it real!
NEVER FINISH FAST IN BED
Your way of making love champion of yourself will be easy! Spur your fervor!
NEED TO IMPROVE MALE SPIRIT?
Nowadays it doesn’t cost much to be a super macho all night!
TRY CAPLET – DRILL HER GOOD
Become her superman, ready to save her from the lack of satisfaction! Pimp for your weenie!
INSANE PLEASURE IN BEDROOM
Comparing lovemaking and boxing, this product can make you a Mohammed Ali! Become viril like a rabbit…
IMPROVE STIFFY’S FIRMNESS!
Start to drill her hard and make it last until the sunrise!
YOUR NIGHT ENERGIZER
Try the amorous strength promoter right now! She will be amazed! Show firmness to girls…
YOU CAN CRY BECAUSE OF YOUR WEAK AND LIMP ROD OR YOU CAN PURCHASE THIS SOLUTION
When ardor goes beyond all limits at 70 years old. Yes, our pilules can go even this far!
DEVICE ENHANCEMENT PENIS
Who else want to make the ladies say WOWWWWWY!!! We all do, let’s be honest, so come claim your trial bottle before this promotion is over.
WANT HER TO ADORE YOU?
Your girl will love to jump on your super-hard pole! Get this male make air boil of heat!
(note: if you don’t see the animated GIF above, click it)
MAKE NIGHT A FEVER!
Bring the spark of delight to your love routine. Go busy every night!
LET PASSION PREVAIL!
This solution will sure make your beef hammer work in a right way!
Heh. I save spam too, although I’m most interested in the meta-spam. 800,000 dentists’ emails for $400, and the like.
“Spur your fervor?”
Man, I gotta start reading my spam.
I’m still trying to figure out why the FBI has moved their Funds Transaction Office to Nigeria…
Colonial Warrior…
Things that make you go hmm…
That kind of “fits in the mood”.. and I thought you might like it.. ;) [hope the link works]